1. queenrylan:


    it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

    what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

    Because we have vaginas

    (Source: barfemoji, via pizza)

  2. ingthing:










    Your honor, something is amiss here!

    As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

    Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?


    Where are the bar codes?!

    This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

    Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

    Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

    If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

    Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


    Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

    (Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

    …! I’ve got it!)

    While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

    Well, Edgeworth?

    While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

    Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

    They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

    Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

    At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

    I see the issue here very clearly.

    Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.


    (W-wait, but I’m not—)



    I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

    We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

    Photo Close-up added to the court record!

    As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

    And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

    A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

    Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

    And there’s more! 

    The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

    Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

    How’s that for decisive evidence?

    (via superpsyguy)








    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

    (Source: rialxoan, via pizza)

  3. (Source: verypenmuchjoneswow, via otakuguy)

  4. tutimon886:


    So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
    There was a coloring table
    complete with Lion King coloring books
    There was a lego table

    and PUPPIES

    also, free massages. 

    This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

    Our school should do this

    (via otakuguy)

  5. Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves



    Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

    I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

    (via mothcats)

  6. bobeestinger:




    me as a child

    me as an adult 


    not only are you guys dogs

    but you’re the same dog


    (Source: fonziethecorgi, via shaymins-and-loftwings)

  7. euclase2:

    Do you ever wonder if your family wonders if you’re gay.

    (via shaymins-and-loftwings)

  8. spookyfiretruckingcupcake:


    if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

    changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

    you’re the type of person this world needs

    bless you

    (via punkvriska)

  9. prussia-senpai:



    Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

    I’m terrified by the concept of never finding anyone like that.

    (Source: makepieswakethedead, via as-simple-as-usuk)

  10. thekingspawn4:

    ASK ME! Fill that inbox!

    1. Where are you from?
    2. Has an anime ever made you cry?
    3. Post a screenshot of your tumblr activity page
    4. A musical artist you love that isn’t well known?
    5. How would you describe your sense of humour?
    6. Would you ever give up your life to save someone else’s?
    7. Did you make any resolutions for this year? What were they?
    8. Last 3 blogs on your dashboard, not including any of your own.
    9. Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs
    10. Can you curl your tongue?
    11. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
    12. Who would be your ideal partner?
    13. Who is your favorite anime character?
    14. Most used word?
    15. Most used phrased?
    16. Inspiration behind your URL?
    17. Inspiration behind your blog title?
    18. Is there something you would never do?
    19. Is there anything you should be doing right now?
    20. Is there a song which can bring you to tears instantly?
    21. If you could study anything, what would it be?
    22. If money was no object, where would you move to?
    23. If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
    24. Have you ever online dated?
    25. Have you ever been in love?
    26. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
    27. Favorite song?
    28. Favorite food?
    29. Favorite movie?
    30. Favorite foreign food?
    31. Are you ticklish?
    32. Are you a good liar?
    33. Are you pursuing your dreams?
    34. Are you scared of the future?
    35. Are you happy with who you are?
    36. Are you a clean or messy person?
    37. Are you a good judge of character?
    38. Are you a very open or private person?
    39. Are you more attracted to men or women?
    40. How old are you?
    41. How tall are you?
    42. How did you get your name?
    43. How many posts do you have?
    44. How many posts have you liked?
    45. How are you feeling right now?
    46. How many followers do you have?
    47. How would you like to be remembered?
    48. Do you have a crush?
    49. Do you want children?
    50. Do you have any pets?
    51. Do you play video games?
    52. Do you have much of an ego?
    53. Do you believe in soul mates?
    54. Do you prefer to text or call? 
    55. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
    56. Do you like long or short hair?
    57. Do actions speak louder than words?
    58. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
    59. Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content?
    60. Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games?
    61. What makes you angry?
    62. What is your birthday?
    63. What shoe size are you?
    64. What are you strengths?
    65. What is your dream job?
    66. What color is your hair?
    67. What color is your eyes?
    68. What do your parents do?
    69. What is you middle name?
    70. What are your weaknesses?
    71. What is your zodiac sign?
    72. What’s your lucky number?
    73. What perfume do you wear?
    74. What are you allergic to?
    75. What’s the meaning of life?
    76. What is your favorite color?
    77. What is your favorite accent?
    78. What makes you uncomfortable?
    79. What is your personality type?
    80. What is your #1 favorite anime?
    81. What type of music do you like?
    82. What or whom do you miss right now?
    83. What’s your favourite number, and why?
    84. What programs do you currently have open?
    85. What do you typically have for breakfast?
    86. What age do people usually mistake you for?
    87. What’s the most notes you’ve ever had on a post?
    88. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
    89. What are five things you want to do before you die?
    90. What fandoms would you consider yourself a part of?

    (via hetalia-mpreg-love)

  11. capnvonv666:









    i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows






    now we just need a show that references Supernatural

    You mean like



    (Source: skoeskebloesk, via theclockstrkestwelve)

    Red & Green in Pokemon Origins

    (Source: catiacchi, via publicpoolsarefree)

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